Submitted by Crusty Cravings, who loves to go fast

An excellent way to buy your kids friends. This toy was like child cat-nip.

Submitted by S to the Einberg, who’s more than meets the eye.

Telling time should never be separate from fighting crime.

See more Gadgets in Disguise from Epic Win FTW!

Submitted by Katherine S

Late breaking news. My Little Ponies are back! Listen to the song-stylings of J-Hud via live action MLP. Um, WTF?

Submitted by Anthony A, who rides at night.

More awesome than I can begin to describe. I was in awe that it had actual working turn signals. I was five at the time, but whatever. I used to sit at the kitchen table with mine, look out the sliding glass door, and pretend I was driving through the back yard. Props to Actiontoys.com for the only pic I could find of it too.

Let’s all remember “The Hoff” from his glory days on Knight Rider and the unintentionally hilarious Hooked on a Feeling, and pretend to forget that time he got hooked on a burger.

Submitted by Katherine S, putting the “ump” in jump.

A nod to early space exploration or a way to annoy the neighbors? Either way, the Pogo Ball tapped in to a child’s most primal desire  — grabbing forbidden food from the top of the pantry.  Get in my belly shark bites!

Fave comment: We had to use these in gym glass to make jump roping extra difficult. That was the special faceplant day. -rawr