Submitted by J Wallace

TMNT will always be heroes in a half shell. Splinter is the radical rat, Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines,
Raphael is cool but crude, and Michelangelo is a party dude. That’s how it is and how it will always be. When the evil Shredder attacks, those turtle boys don’t cut ‘em no slack. (and that’s a fact jack).
Have you seen the new TMNT? Whoever thought that was a good idea, should be fired and never allowed near a script again.
Here’s the original opening (and below the jump are the two newer renditions that are horrifyingly terrible in comparison – not to mention it’s just not the same without Townsend Coleman voicing Michaelangelo):

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Submitted by P Lee

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is a prime example to use in any argument about how they just don’t make television like they used to.

We’re not big fans of the Fresh Prince theme song meme though. Next person that pulls it on us is going to get one of these:

Submitted by T Daelemans

Going back and rewatching Voltron, you get the sense that the plot for every episode is this: Witch Haggar and Prince Lotor cook up an evil plot. Voltron comes to the rescue, eventually forming Voltron and slicing a giant monster in half. End episode.
That’s okay though! Voltron was still totally awesome for all of the things it did in between its fabricated plot lines. For instance, who remembers the scene where the gang goes swimming in the lake below the castle after kicking some monster ass? We sure do! That was the episode where Princess Allura dives into the lake and loses her bikini top, then Pidge comments on her perfect form.

Apparently Voltron still lives on! See how the next generation is carrying on Voltron’s good name.

Submitted by R Hood

PS.

“This is the song that doesn’t end,
Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started it
Not knowing what it was.
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end…”

Submitted by E Nottelling

Whenever we were sick (or playing sick) or had a service day at school, Bob would always be there for us. He was like a Rock of Gibraltor of daytime television – you could always count on him to be there for you. He had some great moments too – most of them viewable on YouTube. Watch for yourself as he almost knocks some respect into this kid, like he did Adam Sandler on Happy Gilmore: