Submitted by Peach Bo

If it involves making noise and pissing off parents, it’s guaranteed to be an epic win! Now that we’re older, they also make great party conversation starters, as demonstrated here:

Submitted by katsak

“For you, not them.” Remember those terrible commercials? Just in case you don’t remember, here’s the one with the lunch lady and gym teacher:

Maybe the reason we can’t understand how this compelled us to buy a 6-foot strip of mostly tasteless chewing gum is because we have become “them”.

Submitted by E Bailey

There was a guy that we heard about that knew this other guy whose cousin got suspended for betting another kid $5 that he couldn’t put 6 Warheads in his mouth at the same time and then his brain like, exploded. It was awesome. If you can still find them at the store, we bet you couldn’t even do like, four. If you do, you should totally make a video of it and post it a link in the forums too.

Submitted by A Homeniuk

Who says leftovers can’t be delicious? Thank you Petronilo Hernandez for experimenting on leftover jawbreaker bits and discovering this most epic candy. For that we salute you! [Link]

PS. Who else loved to shoot these through a straw at your friends? That used to sting so bad!

Submitted by P Rivera

Just about the cheapest gum you can get and it comes with a free comic that’s usually pretty entertaining. The best part about Bazooka Joe is the mega bubbles you can blow if you shove several pieces in your mouth at once. How many pieces can you fit?