Submitted by Rory F, who can’t stand a full moon.

Werewolves were to the 80s what Vampires are to the aughts. So, what’s next? Leprechauns, my friends. With our current recession, what’s better than a creature that steals your gold? Lucky, get ready for your closeup.

Submitted by Troy A. May the force be with him.

Epic, this movie was. No denying it is there.

Submitted by Stephen G, our sponsor.

As a kid I wondered why ABC made a cartoon where three people swapped heads. Now I know — LSD.

Submitted by Stephen G, baller, shot caller.

It’s weird, after I eat a Big Mac the only slam dunk I make is in the toilet bowl.

Submitted by Stephen G, a zookeeper among men.

Was there any toy more practical for a suburban child? I was able to hear a hippo attack a mile away.