Submitted by Marie P, make-believe rock star

These didn’t amplify your voice as much as they made them sound echo-y and tinny. In the days pre-dating Rock Band, these goodie bag stuffers were the best way to pretend you were a rock star.

Submitted and Written by Mike, flightless drunkard of a bird

Introduced in 1994 as “Ice by Budweiser”, it has more alcohol (5.5% ABV) than Budweiser. It is best known for an advertising campaign that involved a malevolent penguin that stalked Bud Ice drinkers and stole their beer.

Penguins really like to play beer pong. It’s a well-known fact.

Submitted by TJ

The Disney Read Along book series taught a lot of us how to read. I loved that Tinker Bell’s chime signaled the reader to turn the page, (way better than Bob Seger… JK! LOL!).

Submitted by Rahim G, clear, wonderful, lemon and lime

Way better than those “Make 7Up Yours” ads. Or at least less offensive.

Submitted by Emily W, gum chewer

Powered bubble gum that came in orange, tropical punch, and watermelon punch flavors. From the creators of Bubble Tape, no less.