Submitted by Donna D, who loves anything Fred Savage.

The longest commercial for Nintendo ever, but can you blame them? Super Mario 3 was pretty kick ass.

Submitted by K-Mug

We invite you to share in the joy of this old school instruction guide for kitty potty training. If you don’t watch until you get to the note, you are seriously missing out.

Meow! You’re sharing this toilet with one cool cat, so please be polite. This takes being a cat lady to the next level.

Submitted by S to the Einberg, who’s more than meets the eye.

Telling time should never be separate from fighting crime.

See more Gadgets in Disguise from Epic Win FTW!

Submitted by Corynne W, who is a super deep thinker

Oh Captain, my captain! Oh, Robbie Dubbs, please stop making movies like Old Dogs & Happy Feet 2. It’s beneath you.

Wake up and go down to the kitchen to sneak in two bowls of Count Chocula cereal. Sugar cereal is still the best.

Cartoon time! She-ra Princess of Power was a favorite. Come to think of it, she had an odd and sophisticated voice for a cartoon character….

My parents would harass me to play outside, but I had big thing to do. Like, um, play Punch Out.