Submitted by Troy A. May the force be with him.

Epic, this movie was. No denying it is there.

Submitted by Stephen G, our sponsor.

As a kid I wondered why ABC made a cartoon where three people swapped heads. Now I know — LSD.

Submitted by Stephen G, baller, shot caller.

It’s weird, after I eat a Big Mac the only slam dunk I make is in the toilet bowl.

Submitted by Stephen G, a zookeeper among men.

Was there any toy more practical for a suburban child? I was able to hear a hippo attack a mile away.

“Hello” by Lionel Richie, submitted by Bergalert, the one you’re looking for.

A sculpting scene to rival “Ghost.” Except he’s a creepy stalker.

“Strange Animal” by Gowan, submitted by CosmykDolfyn, who clubs the music like a caveman.

Um, does anyone else feel like these guys were just fucking around in their basement with some hunting gear?

“Run Runaway” by Slade, submitted by bdwilcox, who has his brother to thank for his hearing loss.

In honor of my brother who loved Slade and tortured me with their album “Keep Your Hands off my Power Supply”