Epic Win: Total Recall
Submitted by Artest V, who can remember it for you wholesale.
Arnold. Sharon Stone. A screenplay based on a Philip K Dick short story. All the action a person can handle. Sounds like a WIN to me! The film was released in 1990 and performed very well at the box office (and not too horribly with the critics). The director, Paul Verhoeven, went on to direct cinema’s greatest masterpiece, Showgirls. Arnold, of course, went on to star in such films as Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Junior, and Jingle All the Way before eventually becoming “governator” of California.

Isn’t this movie most remembered for the three-breasted prostitute and the midget prostitute? And the guy with the little face growing out of his chest?
‘Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.’
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS