Monday WTF: Sara Carlson Dances on Al Paradise
Yes, nostalgia fans, Monday WTF is upon us again. Please feel free to leave suggestions for next week’s edition in the comments.
Submitted by Saywhat?, owner of gold sequined gloves.
Fearless lipsynching? Check! Spazzy dancing (including The Worm and The Mime)? Check! Incredibly dramatic facial expressions? Check! Great ’80s fashion? Check! High WTF factor? Check! I think we should pass this video around the internet and, if all is right in this world, endless parody videos (à la “Single Ladies”) will begin popping up.

Wow! What a coincidence, she’s wearing the exact same outfit as I am today!!
clearly, this is where Lady Gaga gets her ideas.
My thoughts exactly.
Pfft, and people think she’s groundbreaking.
Bwahahaha! I was just thinking that this is where Lady Gaga got her inspiration. I was coming to post a comment, but I guess you beat me to it! XD
I was just going to say, I can’t be the only one who sees Lady Gaga here. Yikes.
If you want to get really scared, click on the “Cowgirl Dance” after this video finishes. It takes WTF to a whole new level…
Yes, but the arousal factor in this one definitely saves it.
bahaha, dude totally gets kicked in the face at 2:04
And what sort of show wastes over 3 minutes on a ridiculous dance intro?
The chicken dance towards the end was a nice touch, as well.
How could such an attractive woman with such a nice body manage to be so UNsexy when she dances? It’s like the Elaine Benes “full body dry heave” on Seinfeld.
Wow. That was… yeah… I think I need help.
1:52 and 2:05 are unbelievable.
I see your Cowgirl dance & raise you the Warrioress Dance
After watching these clips I come to one conclusion: her choreographer hates her.
Jim Carrey meets Napoleon Dynamite… in female form?
Wow, there’s totally some Kung Fu/Tai Chi moves in there, combined with… Jazz Hands?
Her choreographer is beyond ’sack him’. he’s gotten to ‘throttle him’ level.
I lost it at 1:45 with the flapping chicken wings.
That is some of the most horrifically painful coreography ever. Painful to do, Painful to watch…
Oh man! It just keeps getting better! The dancer’s name is Sara Carlson and she’s in the 80’s music video “Get it on (Bang a Gong)” by The Power Station. The best part is that she does the chicken wing dance in this video as well (1:57). Yeah!
RIP Robert Palmer… that man had a voice. And always had some kind of dancers with questionable abilities in his videos;)
Oh yeah, The Spider at 1:05! Used to that on school discos, because I thought it was a totally crazy move. So thought everyone else…