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Epic Win: Hawaiian Punch Commercials


Submitted by Stephanie S, Punchy fan

Interesting fact: Hawaiian Punch was first invented as an ice cream, before people realized it also made a pretty refreshing drink, even though it’s only 5% fruit juice.

Incorrect source or offensive?

» 23 Blasts From The Past

  1. Butterz says:

    First!

  2. hee hee says:

    (Hawaiian) *PUNCH!!!* right in the nose!

  3. Jon says:

    Ha ha! Assault and battery is funny!

  4. Spoon says:

    Actually, it was originally an ice cream topping, not an ice cream.

  5. Chass says:

    I liked that stuff when I was a kid (and it came in large tin cans, not bottles), but these days I’ve developed such a distaste for high fructose corn syrup (and that stuff is made of almost nothing but HFCS) that I can’t drink it anymore.

  6. Blaze says:

    Ah the good old days, when you could sell a kid’s drink with violence toward funny drunks…. ;D

  7. Phyrbyrd says:

    My god, the OUAW site does love being marketed to – I reckon about seventy per cent of these memories are commercials!

  8. Jennifer says:

    I was on a boat drinking Hawaiian Punch and I puked.

  9. KC says:

    I like how his eyes go funny as he bounces around going “doo dee doo dee doo” before and after punching that guy. “Wasn’t that a refreshing commercial?”

    Should’ve been followed up with “Why so seriousssssssuh?” “What we must do, gentlemen, is KILL the Batman!”

  10. Ant says:

    I used to drink it a lot, but got aching from it so I stopped. :(

  11. Meredith says:

    Ice cream topping? Wow, that totally doesn’t compute for me. I mean…what?

    It’s kind of like how Rita’s Water Ice has been selling Swedish Fish ice. It’s delicious, but…what?

  12. jessenator says:

    Was that Don Rickles doing Punchy’s voice?

    I miss Hawaiian Punch… I should go try some again and see if it’s as good as I remember

  13. dolst says:

    I heard someone say that the very first HP commercials featured the other guy stealing Punchy’s HP first, and the classic exchange was simply Punchy getting his revenge.
    But I have no idea if that’s true or not. Surf Wisely.

  14. Thomas J. Stead says:

    I remember the giant cans too! Also they had pictures and descriptions of all the fruits allegedly contained therin

  15. PulpHero says:

    It’d be interesting to track down an older Hawaiian Punch can and compare the ingredients with what is used now. I’m sure the recipe has been tinkered with over the years.

  16. Akkhima says:

    I spent a large portion of my childhood trying to figure out what was on his head… antlers maybe? And JUST NOW I realize it’s a straw hat.

    • ClariPossum says:

      Hah! I didn’t ever realize it was a hat, either. I don’t know if I ever paid enough attention to think anything of it, though.

  17. FAIL-IEN says:

    Since when are there deer in Hawaii? And “Punchy” isn’t Hawaiian (although, most Hawaiians are known to be “punchy”)! I still drink it, but not without some reservations.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Problem, refreshing commercial?


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