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Return of the ’80s Music Video Thursday


And here’s this week’s installment of awesomely terribly awesomely terribly awesome ’80s video. As always, recommendations for next week are welcomed in the comments.

“Our House” by Madness submitted by xjuggernaughtx
Fun song, fun band. I actually kind of enjoyed watching this.

“We Built This City” by Starship submitted by Miroku
Correctly identified by many commenters as “the worst song ever.” I recommend viewing this video with your sound on mute.

“I Know What Boys Like” by the Waitresses
Contender of the title of Least Sexy Video of All Time. Maybe runner up to this.

“Rock Me Tonight” by Billy Squier
My pick. This video made me realize that Billy Squier was more flamboyant than Freddie Mercury. I didn’t even know that was possible.

Previously:
’80s Music Video Thursday Strikes Back
’80s Music Video Thursday

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» 45 Blasts From The Past

  1. CosmykDolfyn says:

    First!

    K, I re-recommend this:
    Too bad, it was perfect for Halloween.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpdZvewjwJs

    This…is just awful………http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQbZRMLKozk

    So the woman in the band steal the show…No surprise…But they still did it badly.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96jFtzVa80A

    I will never understand this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cCI_XDQWb0

    I want to know who said this dance was sexy…So I can slap them silly.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0U5JfGYx4c

  2. Dagny says:

    Love the videos. I do want to know who told Billy Squier that he could dance, though.

  3. CosmykDolfyn says:

    (sorry, first time i tried i did links wrong.

    I re-nominate Huey Lewis And The New’s video to “Doing It All For my baby” It is cheezy funny, and shows the band’s lead singer getting killed and re-born! SWEET! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpdZvewjwJs

    There is a reason this video appears on hate lists. Journey’s Seperate Ways http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQbZRMLKozk

    I know people thought this was sexy or something, but I disagree. I call the idea stupid. Robert Palmer Addicted to Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0U5JfGYx4c

    I am sorry, this music video is weird. I like the song, but include ALL OF IT in the video and do something that at least makes half-sense. Soft Cell Tainted Love
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cCI_XDQWb0

    Errr…Weird. ABC…who else…The Song Lookof Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkwEK9AYQHg

    Guys, the women will take over the video…At least make sure they do a good job of it. Ace Of Base: The Sign http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96jFtzVa80A

  4. Yuna says:

    I actually saw the Waitresses in concert. LOL They were ahead of their time….the first band to do “rap”….remember Christmas Wrapping?

    • forge says:

      Rap was brought into the mainstream by Debbie Harry and Blondie. The Waitresses were subtitled We Wish We Were Blondie.

  5. Alissa says:

    I recommend these:

    Level 42 – Something About You
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zamqe602AU4

    David Bowie – Life on Mars

    • forge says:

      What the heck is WRONG with you? These are GOOD. This is not a conversation about good music and good videos. This is a conversation about BAD videos.

      (That is my very most favorite Bowie song and Level 42 is awesome too.)

  6. Josh says:

    That video is soley responsible for the ruination of Billy Squier’s career.

    • forge says:

      It wasn’t much of a career to start with.

      • Mark, Sr. says:

        Billy Squier ROCKED!

        I had never seen this video, but, in hindsight, I had no idea how gay it was. And, I mean that in the homosexual sense, not the “sixteen year old with a cheesy mustache sense”. I saw him open for Queen way back in 1982, and never got that vibe from him.

        I guess the best songs cross genders, . . . like The Stroke!

        • forge says:

          Snerk. You know what The Stroke is about right? Kissing butt in L.A. to get a record contract. Obviously Squier was pretty good at that ‘cuz there’s no way in a billion years he’d have gotten the time of day from today’s recording companies.

  7. canuck says:

    It’s been ages since I’ve seen “Our House” – classic! Then they sold out to “Maxwell House”… booo…. did anyone else recognize all the “Gumbys” (from Monty Python) in the pool?! TOO FUNNY!

  8. Anonymous says:

    I actually really like “We Built This City,” no matter how many times I hear others say it’s awful. So sue me. It’s catchy, and it’s associated with a lot of great memories.

  9. Miroku says:

    I really don’t hate We Built This City. And I can name much worse songs. (Everything on Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins)

    But when you remember the band who made this song shares the same family tree with Jefferson Airplane, you just have to ask. “What went wrong?”

    • Jet Phoenix says:

      I have to agree! I can’t even listen to White Rabbit any more without thinking how far they fell with We Built this City. Man, oh, man. Do you know how much a song sucks when even the good songs make you think of how much a song sucks?

      • Ev says:

        Yeah, I think that’s the issue most people have with the song. It’s just harmless cheesy 80s pop, and in fact I knew that side of them before I ever heard White Rabbit or Somebody to Love. But even then, after I heard White Rabbit especially, I was all, “Wait … what?”

  10. Miroku says:

    Also can I recommend You’ re only human (Second wind) by Billy Joel?

    It has a pre MythBusters Adam Savage in it.

    Link in my name.

  11. dolst says:

    Starship-”We Built this City”….

    Did anyone else’s local radio station put a lame sound bite of their their name in the song? For example, in the Norfolk, VA area, it was:

    “We built this city…
    (WITH Z104!)
    We built this city on roooock and roll…”

    I thought it was kinda cool at the time. Then again, my age was still in the single digit ballpark. Surf Wisely.

    • Miroku says:

      Apparently the song had different sound bites for that part depending on where it was played. Like if you heard it in NYC it mentioned the Brooklyn Bridge

  12. StreakyTSC says:

    How about this one, from 1984(1985, Maybe?)?

  13. TJSharky says:

    I can’t believe nobody mentioned Herbie Hancock!

  14. Bennu says:

    “Holding Out for a Hero” is made of win. Just MHO. Even what the Shrek movies did to it didn’t ruin it.

  15. B'oh says:

    I can’t believe I’m doing this but ….

    Kevin Bacon. The ‘Footloose’ dance scene.

  16. AriGriffin says:

    I love “We Built This City.” I had a crush on Mickey Thomas when I was younger.

  17. Blake419 says:

    People that think “We Built this City” is the worst song ever, obviously don’t listen to the radio nowadays. All of that Flo-Rida and Souljaboy crap makes that song look like Bohemian Rhapsody in comparison.

  18. jeff says:

    i actually think we built this city is pretty good. catchy in its own way. and i didnt even grow up in the 80’s.

  19. Walross says:

    Ok, I wasn’t even born when these were hits, but I remember singing both On the Radio and She Works Hard for the Money for school churus. Haha…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TKQcWEXSKU

    They didn’t have a video for On the Radio

  20. NP says:

    Today is Grace Slick’s birthday. She’s 70. Holy crap! Jagger, Dylan, McCartney…she’s older than any of them.

  21. QuoteMan says:

    Something Else-Sid Vicious
    Technically it was 1979, but that’s close enough right? It’s still pretty funny to watch. Enjoy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc4HWiH_pzw

    Toein’ The Line-Rocky Burnette
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPBwbdRuKPc&feature=related

    I don’t really get what the whole fire truck thing was about… Or the whole shiny jump-suits… It was the 80’s, can you blame them?

    Finally;
    Stray Cat Strut-The Stray Cats
    Again, technically it was 1979, but let’s call it the 80’s anyways.
    Got to love his pompador, it really brings me back (But not really, I’m only 13).
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoG62Wi8twU
    Loving that Gretsch Mr.Setzer

    -QM

  22. brmbug says:

    Another Madness fave, House Of Fun:

  23. Pingo T. Best says:

    I DEMAND to know why the link above “I Know What Boys Like” was not linked to a rickroll.

  24. Ev says:

    I’d never seen that Billy Squier video before. That was like watching a one-man version of Sweatin’ to the Oldies.

  25. CosmykDolfyn says:

    (sorry, hit button at wrong time) Murray would disappear from public eye yet again, but we still remember his hit song.

  26. Fahzbehn says:

    I don’t know everyone seems so down on Starship’s “We Built This City”. I remember singing this song when I was a kid, though, not really realizing the point the song was actually trying to make. It was all about how the commercialization of Rock and Roll was ruining it and the corruption that was facing the recording the industry at the time.

  27. cp56 says:

    the song video killed the radio star has the worst music video! they’re even televisions popping out from the ground. its 1979 btw. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWtHEmVjVw8

  28. Bergerton says:

    Its the 80s do a lot of coke and vote ronald regan!


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