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Epic Win: MC Hammer


(Sorry that’s not the full video — embedding disabled by request (who does that?). Anyway, watch the full thing on YouTube.)

Whoa, MC Hammer! [INSERT JOKE ABOUT PARACHUTE PANTS HERE]. I mean, right? Those were ridiculous. But not as ridiculous as the spandex. {INSERT JOKE ABOUT SPANDEX HERE]

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  1. Miroku says:

    I’ve met MC Hammer a few times. He went from Oakland to a huge house in Fremont to a small house in Tracey.

    Still an alright guy.

  2. Fashionable Melancholy says:

    STOP

  3. Decoy says:

    Did anyone else watch the cartoon Hammer Man?

    …Yeah, me neither.

    • lizzryan says:

      i remember this cartoon! i dont remember much about it, except that he walked on music notes or something.. only reason i actually came to look at the comments was to see if anyone else would mention the show.

  4. Mc says:

    STOP
     
     
     
     

    Hammer Time !

  5. Blaster says:

    Blast from the ass

  6. SillyLittleMe says:

    omg, who doesn’t hate those pants? well, here in The Netherlands women actually wear them this year! It’s supposed to be super comfy wearing those pants but it looks awful! Although the girls who wear them think they look stunning!

    p.s. Sorry for the bad grammar, please don’t hit me!
    hihi

    • TheObject says:

      Actually; well written and informative. I hope that trend doesn’t take off over here. But it seems that what is appealing to men plays no role in women’s clothing design (homosexuals excluded of coarse).

      • Chipmunk. says:

        it’s not ‘taken off’ here, but there are one hell of a lot of girls wearing them. I think ‘can’t touch these’ would be more appropriate.

        with regard to the song? I love it xD

        • SillyLittleMe says:

          next time i see a girl wearing them i will shout STOP… HAMMERTIME at her. But they won’t get the joke i guess. btw, i’m a girl myself, but i’m NOT wearing something that hidious!

          i only wear the lady gaga inspired outfits myself :D

          • v says:

            Ahahaha, I’d like to see that. :D

            And yeah, girls wear these pants here, too, it’s just..eww, looks like a full diaper to me…

  7. beingwyrd says:

    wow. i am so mcdonaldized that i read that as McHammer…and was totally confused for like 5 seconds…which is just scary to me. lol

  8. dotdotdot says:

    Epic Fail…

  9. Twistkick says:

    You know, you could recreate every outfit in this video with a short trip to American Apparel.

    This thought frightens me.

  10. Heinzzz says:

    Ow yes! That’s even my ringtone! WIN WIN WIN!

  11. Hamner says:

    NO DO NOT STOP. NO HAMMERTIME OR HAMNERTIME FOR THAT MATTER.
    I got tired of it very quickly. Luckily it isn’t too common of a responce to my name… only on DA. But to me it cannot be a win, I just really started to hate it after the large amount of times.

  12. MWahatten says:

    Uhm, Hammer can’t considered to be a ‘Blast From The Past’ when he’s on A&E with a new show:P

    • rickybobby says:

      He’s also playing the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival in Golden Gate Park this year (in, like, a week). Bummed that I can’t go because of work (BAH!!!!!!!!!!), but I don;t want to go for ze Hammerzeit. I want to see John Prine and Steve Earle! I already missed Alison Krauss last year, the woman of my dreams. That makes me a sad panda.

  13. Dixie says:

    Laugh at those parachute pants all you want, but they were awesome (and hellaciously comfortable)! I idolized MC Hammer as a kid, and I even had a pair of hot pink parachute pants when I was 5. I remember that they briefly came back in style while I was in HS.

  14. Lachlan says:

    It’s going to be on the next Lips game… I’m going to have to buy it…

  15. Aphy says:

    Okay.. seeing this makes me think of the way the guys around here wear their pants with the waist down on their (frequently non-existant) butts and the crotch around their knees.
    Also makes me wish these pants would come back in style.. at least I wouldn’t have to be seeing all those ratty as* boxers because the waist would be at their waist covering up the ‘junk’.

  16. Alistaro says:

    I still like this even now.


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