Epic Win: Zest Soap Commercials
Submitted and Written by Angela
I only have to say “Zestfully Clean” and I’m sure you’ll hear the jingle in your head: “Zestfully, zestfully, zestfully clean! You’re not fully clean unless you’re Zestfully clean!” I always wished I had a bigger towel so I could snap mine open like in the commercial.
…and flash people!
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ChicaLoca said:
O_O OMG! Holy fark! I actually started to sing the jingle when I got out of the shower this morning….I just blurted out “You’re not fully clean until you’re Zestfully clean!” (and I don’t even use Zest!)
Chass replied:
Yes, but did you do the pose with the towel?
Argh! Why do you torment with me with catchy jingles for a product I don’t like?
Bah.. I prefer the old ghost Ivory soap ‘It Floats!’ campaign.
But that’s VERY old.
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap
Id slippy slippy slidey over everybodys hinney
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap
Much better than the commercial. I thank you.
I wish I were a little cherry tart
O_O OMG! Holy fark! I actually started to sing the jingle when I got out of the shower this morning….I just blurted out “You’re not fully clean until you’re Zestfully clean!” (and I don’t even use Zest!)
Yes, but did you do the pose with the towel?
There was a restaurant in Seattle my family drove past all the time called ‘Zest’ and every time we passed it I would sing, “You’re not fully full until you’re Zest fully full.”
My dad started going another way very soon after.
Who else remembered Ax from the Animorphs breaking out into this jingle randomly, because he liked commercials?
This is not a win. Commercials are *never* a win. They’re nothing but manipulative propaganda that tries to convince you to buy something you don’t need. That’s an epic *lose*.
Way to rain on that parade, penis breath.
Why thank you.
Also, thank you for showing that I’m the more mature one. Ah, name calling, is there nothing you can’t do?
You mean like toys, or books, or anything materialistic that has previously been on Nostalgic Win?
…I think you’re sorta in the wrong place, friend.
You don’t need food? That’s news to me.
We all know how Shade Tail baths now, soapless! I hope you at least use water though.
I rarely see good old fashion cheesy commercials anymore.
Zest isn’t soap. Isn’t that what they always bragged?
Funny how Zest is probably the one that ushered in the era of using bars of “soap” that didn’t have glycerin…technically, if it doesn’t have glycerin in it it’s a body wash and/or detergent and glycerin is usually what leaves what feels like a sticky film but also draws in moisture which is why body washes make your skin so dry During processing they remove it, add surfactants to make it bubble and then put the removed glycerin into your favorite lotion so you end up buying TWO things.