140pedia’s Smurf Reproduction Contest Winner
Our friends at 140pedia have announced the winner of the Smurf Reproduction contest! The winning definition was submitted anonymously, but I’m told came from a Once Upon a Win reader. Which didn’t surprise me. You guys are epic winners.
Check out the winning definition.
Here are a few of my favorite definitions from 140pedia:
Birthday (party)
Proof your parents had sex day. Unless you’re a clone or a robot.
Animal Crossing (Alternate Reality)
A way to escape from life by being in debt to a raccoon, living in poverty, and harassing your neighbors.
My Boss (Mobius Loop)
1. Someone who complains about my poor job performance.
2. Someone who causes my poor job performance.
And if you guys are totally into the 140-character thing, Once Upon a Win is on Twitter.

Just had to add my favorite 140pedia definition.
Bitter (noun)
1.Sharp, acrid taste
2.Default emotion of 98% of forum or chat users.
I think the Animal Crossing def. is hysterical.
Ok i went to this site and i could only make it through 5 pages. There are maybe 1 or 2 semi funny definitions.
The smurf reproduction definition is terrible not mention incorrect.
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