Epic Win: Crossfire
Submitted by Jason L
I liked this commercial more than I enjoyed playing the game. In case you’re wondering what the lyrics are, I’ve transcribed them for you:
It’s sometime in the future…
the ultimate challenge…
CROSSFIRE!
CROSSFIRE!
you’ll get caught up in the
CROSSFIRE!
[enter bass line]
CROSSFIRE!
you’ll get caught up in the
CROSSFIRE!
CROSSFIRE!
CROSSFIRE!
CROSSFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!

Anyone care to post the AVGN Board James video?
I guess I’ll do it.
Aw… I was gonna post that.
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No really!
That does not look fun at all. I love to play “Don’t Break the Ice” I would always wack people with the little hammer and yell “That’s thinking with your dipstick Jimmy!”
The balls also were pretty awesome ammo for the slingshot. That’s where all mine ended up, anyways.
They wouldn’t sell a toy like that today without protective eye goggles and toothguards.
Dumbest board (bored) game ever.
I was always mad that the semi-ginger kid won in the commercial. Somehow he never looked hardcore enough to win at CROSSFIRE!!!
I just realized. This board game idea was taken from a cartoon that was popularized in the chinese regions waaay before it came over here. Sometime google or youtube “B-daman”, a cartoon/ real game where they have little guns that launch metal balls, or “Strike shots” and it’s pretty much like this, but instead of getting a goal, they pretty much kill eachother xD It’s like crossing, Crossfire with DBZ xD
Ha, I just found this when I was cleaning out my friends basement! It was such a terrible game, the guns always got jammed and they never shot hard enough to move the pucks.
I used to have this game way back when. I remember that I stopped playing it because whenever you had to get the balls out of the gutter thing to reload the gun, it always cut up my knuckles.
Did anyone else see the AVGN’s review of this game? He brought in Mother****** Mike for it!
My brother and I got this game as a Christmas gift when we were little. It took only about an hour for about half of the metal balls to go missing, and we broke one of the plastic side guards almost as soon as we started playing. We owned the game for a total of about 2 weeks, before we lost all of the balls and both pucks, mostly from just throwing them at each other instead of using them in the game. All in all, it wasn’t that great of a game, and cheaply made to boot.
I grew up loving this game and the commercial. My friends and I made a one minute video about this commercial, if you like the commercial, you will like it.
Lol I remember that commercial! Now I have the song stuck in my head. . .
Holy cow! Its Battle Bdaman.