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Epic Win: Dinosaurs


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Submitted by M Muldoon

Dinosaurs wasn’t a particularly funny show, but for some reason, it’s remained in our collective consciousness since its debut in ‘91 — nostalgia win! The show was a cross between Muppets, The Simpsons, and, uh, dinosaurs.

Speaking of frying pans, does anybody remember this?

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  1. Casa says:

    It was just WEIRD.. so very very weird.

  2. Beldar the Phantom Captioner says:

    NOT THE MOMMA!!

  3. MUBNUT says:

    Second-best TV baby ever, after Stewie.
    Wouldn’t the baby dinosaur always try to hurt the dad? Classic.

  4. jenny says:

    i loved this show i always wanted the talking sinclare doll!

  5. Redd says:

    My parents wouldn’t let me watch this show, I really don’t know why. Of course, that made the show irresistable. I think if my parents didn’t care, I wouldn’t have been interested in it.

  6. MarillTachiquin says:

    It’s the first time I’m watching this in English.

    I think I got used to the Spanish son, “Nene consentido” (spoiled kid).

  7. jenisist says:

    hahaha i love this show i have the first 2 seasons on dvd.

  8. Neinna says:

    This traumatized me. It was creepy, surreal, and yet funny. I’m not sure what to think about this, but I love things that remind me of my childhoof in the ’90’s. It’s a Win, I guess.

    *shutters*

  9. EllenA says:

    I loved that show!!!

  10. Ginny says:

    Hee hee hee, my parents wouldn’t let me watch this show either, but it didn’t stop me from trying.

    Does the Baby sound like Elmo to anyone else?

  11. Jon says:

    Baby is voiced by the same actor who does Elmo – Kevin Clash. Remember, Dinosaurs was a Jim Henson production.

  12. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Baby Sinclair was done by the same guy that did Elmo…so yeah.

    NOT THE MAMA! *WHACK!*

  13. Erin says:

    I always say “Not the Momma!”

  14. Harui says:

    Ugh, I never liked it, but mostly because of the terrible way they represented “dinosaurs.” Just about everything on there is not even a real dinosaur.

    • Eomund says:

      Cry?

      I loved this show as a kid. Anyone remember the oddly depressing ending?

      • Basara says:

        Didn’t the family accidentally cause the extinction of the dinosaurs with their Grill?

        • Ruza says:

          I don’t remember that but I read it somewhere. Yeah it’s kinda depressing but clever ending. You knew they were going to die anyway but you didn’t wanna think about it.

      • Lemon Curry? says:

        Vividly.

        The city is being swarmed by Bunch Beetles, quite far off from their normal breeding ground. The beetles are eating all the plants in sight, so WeSaySo sprays pesticide to kill the beetles. The pesticide destroys all plant life.

        [insert quote "We can't survive on Ho-Hos!"]

        Some of the characters decide to go to the beetles’ breeding ground to find out what happened – turns out WeSaySo had bulldozed the area to make a ****wax fruit factory****. Then, WeSaySo comes up with a BRILLIANT plan:

        What makes plants grow? Rain.
        Where does rain come from? Clouds.
        Where do clouds come from? VOLCANOES!

        So they drop some BOMBS into the volcanoes (don’t ask me where they got bombs from), blocking out the sun. When Earl goes to ask his boss what they’re going to do to fix the problem, his response is something to the effect of “That’s a fourth-quarter problem. Third-quarter profits on WeSaySo blankets and electric heaters are through the roof! Hahahahaha!”

        The last scene is the news anchor reporting.
        “And the forecast for tomorrow, dark and bitterly cold. This is Howard Handupme. Goodnight. [He looks down, then looks back up] Goodbye.”

        It still sticks with me.

    • notolaf says:

      Srsly? Not reel? Dam!

  15. chrissyp says:

    I’m the baby, Gotta love me!
    i loved this show

  16. Eli says:

    Hahaha, we sang this back in preschool when it was still popular. I think it was ‘98 or 99′ we sang it.

  17. Ela13 says:

    Hahah!! This is crazy. I was just talking about this show with my old roommates the other day. “Not the Momma!!”

  18. DigiExpert says:

    I remember watching this show on TGIF. Now that I’m older I understand the concepts that were more aimed at adults and I got the two box sets of the show on DVD just so I could have it for any time :)

    • BananaDib says:

      I remember watching and loving this show as a kid so I got the DVDs. I have to agree with you; I enjoy understanding all the stuff in this show that was aimed at adults that totally went over my little kid head. I actually find the show funnier now than I did back then. The mating dance episode is probably my favorite; totally a metaphor for a teenage kid getting a boner in class and masturbation, which you still can’t really directly talk about on TV without being criticized. So props to Dinosaurs for that.

  19. EarthBoundDancer525 says:

    this is one of the first shows I remember watching as a kid. I was born in ‘87 so i was really little when this show came out. But I loved it.

  20. beingwyrd says:

    whew! i am glad to know that i only know the “break it down” part and not the whole thing by heart..

  21. MandaPanda says:

    Yay! I’ve been waiting for this to be added to Nostalgic Win for awhile. I loved this show! I specifically remember the episode where the daughter wants to fit in so she buys a “mink” scarf – which talks! Lol! Classic!

    On a different note, the dad’s boss was really freaking scary.

  22. Taima says:

    Hmm, I wonder how much the design of Jar Jar Binks was based on the “son” from this show.

    Not the character, gawd nothing is as bad as Jar Jar, but just the look.

    /hmmmm

  23. Gaara says:

    Everybody knows Dinosaurs = Win

    hehe! I just remember one episode where the son is shown to be vegetarian lol. It was sooo on the lines on homosexuality :P :P

    • BananaDib says:

      I can see the homosexual vibe in that episode, but I kind of took it to be more like drugs. Because I remember Earl finding celery or something in Robbie’s room and being like WHAT IS THIS?!?! That and all the vegetarians were serious hippies…

  24. Scott S says:

    I liked how the teen-aged son asked the dad, once, why the years were counting backwards. Subtle humor, perhaps.

  25. notolaf says:

    What do you mean, not that funny? This was great!

    Not the mama!

  26. Leigh says:

    Funny! And still funny today! Not a lot of the other TGIF shows held up so well to the rigors of time. But that’s Henson for you. Classic all the way.

  27. Jagger says:

    God… I forgot how freaking creepy that show was! I was scared for life after watching Jurassic Park, every time I went to the bathroom I imagined a T-Rex bursting through the door and eating me.

    Even just watching that clip I got the heeby-jeebies. Not only is it ridiculously early 90’s hideousness, it’s just plain scary to kids. Even grown ones like me. >.<;

  28. Multi-Facets says:

    Even my parents kind of liked this one. ^n_n^ My twin could do a great imitation of Baby’s face, too. XD

    I had a talking Baby Sinclair doll when I was in grad school. That thing amused me no end. I guess I gave it to Goodwill eventually, but I’m not sure why. Maybe I was downsizing my stuffed animal and toy collection.

  29. Joshua says:

    I loved this show! But I’ve always thought it was less like “The Simpsons” and more like “Roseanne” in an alternate, Jurassic Reality.

  30. wangmeansjaw says:

    I remember the simpsons made fun of this show; “it’s like someone’s been watching our life and they decided to put it on t.v.”

    A line so effective Scrubs co-opted it to describe Greys Anatomy!

  31. Kim says:

    I loved this show, and I too got the DVDs last year when I saw them. Talk about Nostalgia!

  32. MagsNole says:

    GOTTA LOVE ME!! I still use that line :0

  33. catgirl says:

    I remember watching this show when I was pretty young. I loved the show, but the opening theme scared me because of the dinosaurs stomping through the forest, so I had to leave the room during that part.

  34. sally says:

    They found/almost wiped out a plant
    that got them high, and all that was left was
    “nothing but stems and seeds”.

    :)
    ftw.

    • ringosuicide says:

      that episode was almost like a funny after school special. my friends and i used “the plant” as slang for so long after that.

  35. dolst says:

    It was funny except for the final heavy-handed “WALK ON EGGSHELLS OR YOU WILL DESTROY ALL LIFE ON PLANET EARTH” message episode. I hate message episodes. I even hate ones I agree with when they’re heavy-handed and preachy.
    I will now await Devylan’s troll response to this. Surf Wisely!

  36. Drig says:

    that show scared the hell outta me….

  37. Sillyweasel says:

    Oh I loved this show, I used to obsessively look for the stickers for my stickerbook for it all over the grocery store when I was allowed to go with my Mom.

    I remember being overly frustrated with no one listening to my rants about cross-species families being stupid because none of them were even vaguely the same kind of dinosaur type though. Granted I also ranted for months about the velociraptors in Jurassic Park actually being hella closer to deinonychus and no one listened to me about that either.

    Such was the hell of wanting to be a paleontologist in elementary school just BEFORE the dinosaur crazy sparked by JP.

    • Devylan says:

      Name any movie or show that is 100% accurate. Thank you there are none.

      • The Admiral says:

        Devylan, I see you’re at it again. Maybe you shouldn’t comment on things when you’re in such a bad mood.

        • Devylan says:

          Maybe if you dont like my comments you should not read them.

        • Sillyweasel says:

          It’s okay, some people just didn’t get enough positive attention growing up and compensate by feeding on negative attention through remarks they think are somehow witty. It’s cute really.

          ::Gives Devylan a lollypop::

    • Basara says:

      There was actually an episode where it was being debated on whether Baby had been accidentally switched at hatching…..

      • Sillyweasel says:

        Hah, I remember that episode, and also freaking out because I felt like until then NO ONE ELSE noticed that weirdness of him looking nothing like the rest of the family until then.

  38. kirby says:

    LOVED it!! was actually much funnier a couple years ago when a friend dug out some old videos of the show recorded.. The Plant was among the ones we watched that night and there are many more hilarious things that I never picked up on as a child..

  39. Anonymous says:

    My kids are in their 20’s and 30’s now and they all still say “Not the Momma” and whack their dad randomly with stuff (thankfully, not frying pans).

  40. Toastfan902 says:

    Lol that’s one of my favorite! I remember going over to my cousin’s house as a little guy and watching that, and remember NOT THE MOMMA as well. Why can’t they make something this good nowadays??

  41. randomgirl says:

    Frankly, I remember this show scaring the ever-loving crap out of me. Don’t even remember why, just remember that it did.

  42. seanies21 says:

    My Dad recently bought all four seasons of Dinosaurs for my three year old niece, and she is COMPLETELY addicted to it.

    We’ve taken to buying our favorite cartoons from our childhood on DVD for her, just because they are so much better than 95% of the crap-tastic kids shows on now.

    :-D

  43. Stormy says:

    I remember when he stabbed his tail with a fork. hahahaha. he was chasing it around like it was food and was like “HMMM *STAB* OWWW” lol.

    sorry.

  44. brian manns says:

    I loved this show!!!!!!!!!!! I have all volumes on VHS ^.^ It’s still pwnage!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. J-what? says:

    Most epic win show ever!!!!!!!

  46. Amanda says:

    I babysit A LOT for a family and when I come home every day complaining about having to watch Hannah Montana over and over, my mother kindly reminds me that I wore out the tapes of Dinosaurs from watching it so much when I was little.

    There’s no comparison. Sorry, Mom.


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