Comments on: Epic Win: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

By: Tony

Tony — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 19:49:17 +0000

That’s Mike Nesmith!

By: NaMaHa

NaMaHa — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:20:36 +0000

“If you drop your keys into molten lava just let ‘em go ’cause, man, they’re gone.”

By: Brucker

Brucker — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:17:31 +0000

Jack Handey has his own website:
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:39:47 +0000

“It takes a big man to cry…and it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man”
“If you’re ever falling from the roof of a high-rise, go as limp as you can and maybe someone will try to catch you because, well, hey..free dummy”

By: TJ Douchemandzadeh

TJ Douchemandzadeh — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:58:57 +0000

Lowered Expectations was on MadTV…

And, FWIW, Deep Thoughts started off on Comedy Central/Comedy Channel.

By: Kahlest

Kahlest — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:24:05 +0000

Loved this one and another feature from SNL as well. Lowered expectations, dating service for loosers

By: vi31

vi31 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:19:40 +0000

Thanks, Nez. I would’ve never guessed. His mom made white-out.

By: Neffie

Neffie — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:46:57 +0000

Gotta love Papa Nez!

By: NuttyByNature

NuttyByNature — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:14:43 +0000

Remember the one about the naked opera and really seeing those high notes in the genitals? Is that how it goes?

By: Jnoble

Jnoble — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:20:37 +0000

my favorite of all time is:

“I once told my nephew I was taking him to Disney World. Instead, we drove to an old torn down factory and I jumped out of the car yelling “Oh no! Disney World burned down!” He cried and cried, but deep down, he thought it was a reallly funny joke”

(That’s not accurate word for word, but close enough)

By: NezFan

NezFan — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:28:24 +0000

That’s Mike Nesmith (of the Monkees) reading the first one. I think it appeared in the film “Elephant Parts” before it was on SNL

By: BigAl1976

BigAl1976 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:27:24 +0000

“Laurie was offended that I used the word ‘puke’. But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like.”

By: MaryInBoise

MaryInBoise — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:47:18 +0000

“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:46:48 +0000

“I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.”

“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting.”

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:00:26 +0000

RIP, Troy McClure.

By: Sunshiner

Sunshiner — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:09:47 +0000

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” Jack Handey was my hero.

By: vi31

vi31 — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:34:20 +0000

The one in the top clip has always been my favorite (taking the nephew to Disneyland) but who the hell is reading it? Jeff Foxworthy?

By: Roh

Roh — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:15:45 +0000

Niiiice. I remember always loving Deep Thoughts. Sometimes my dad and I would make up our own and try not to laugh too loud so we wouldn’t wake my mom up.