Epic Win: The Safety Dance
Submitted by ninja fan
“We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well there no friends of mine.”
We can dance. We can do an epic dance! Safety Dance! Why is this song so awesome? And why did we choose it, knowing that we and probably all of you are going to be singing, “S-s-s-s-A-a-a-a-F-f-f-f-E-e-e-T-t-t-Y-y-y Safety. Dance!” It’s because the Safety Dance is such an Epic Win! It’s so catchy! And the lyrics basically tell you that no matter who you are, where you are, or whomever you’re with, it’s always okay to dance.
Turk likes to dance too:

doot doot deet dee doot doot do deedoodeet
Eeeeeeeeeee! The Scrubs video fuxed my computer – saw the blue screen o’ death, and when it sorta recovered, it reported a ‘major system error the like of which is rarely seen’.
I lack the nerdness to say it’s more than coincidence (eg a Java vulnerability that’s not specific to this clip) but YOU HAVE BIN WARNED.
I love that song! I always thought they should make a full length movie based on the video. Really.
that dance wasnt as safe as they say it was
you can dance if you want to…
everything is under control.
You know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was.
LOL
I came here to say the same thing… Love Futurama!
futurama ftw!
Haha! Futurama reference FTW!
Also, I can’t believe no one has quoted Homer yet! “We can dance. We can dance. Everybody look at your pants.”.
“We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well there no friends of mine.”
Where are these friends of yours? Oh wait you meant “they’re”
Sieg Hiel
You can’t get much more 80’s than this…
I LOVE THIS SONG!
And you put Tuck’s Safety Dance here too!!
WIN!
This remains one of my favorite music videos of all time. It’s just so…happy. Of course it reminds me of the Renaissance Faire, so that’s probably why.
Why do I suddenly have this urge to find a way to play Safty Dance at the next ren fest?!
Not their best song by any means. Their two first albums are really, really good. Top of the line 80’s syntpop.
They had other songs?!? No way!
Liiiiiiies
Yes they did, Pop Goes the World was awesome too.
lol, this is the album i had! i had a couple cassettes of it, then finally bought a cd of it.
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands.
I remember the first time I saw this video was on Beavis and Butthead. I tell you, they sure didn’t know what to think of it.
You know, growing up I never knew what this song was called- even though it was one of my favorites. I thought they were saying “it’s safe to dance.” in the chorus, not “safety dance”.
That’s because they do say “it’s safe to dance”. They changed the name of it when everyone thought it said safety dance.
From what I understand, the band used to play at a venue where the fire laws required them to all be seated at the start of the concert (or something like that), and at a certain point after the show had started, it was announced that is was in fact, “It’s Safe to Dance”, and everybody would start… but the announcement was so difficult to hear, people thought they were announcing the “It’s the Safety Dance”
So full of win!!!!!
“and you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like and imbecile.”
They’re no friends of me either! :<
Pop music’s never been any better since the Cold War’s been over.
What’s funny is the video on YouTube, Burger King doing the safety dance. I’d link it here, but it may not be appropriate (not sure what the rules are here.) Check it out, I love that one!
Hehe I still Dance to this on the Weekends in Dominion, a little goth club here in Dublin,
then THEY’RE no friends of mine
I’ve seen plenty of safety training videos at work, over the years, and sadly, there was no dancing in them.
My brother taped this song off the radio once, and when he stopped it, for some reason it stuck on the letter “S.” So you heard the end of the song as, “It’s the Sssssssssssssss.”
Don’t forget Butters’ little dance to it in Asspen!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104202
So apparently every lame piece of crap from the ’80s jukebox is gonna appear here?
Silly me… I clicked through to the connected Youtube videos and now I’m downloading Africa by Toto…
All Scrubs clips should be moved to Fail blog.
YES!!!!! I just heard this the other night in my car and I ROCKED OUT! Total win.
lol. they played this song at me friend Brady’s funeral.
DaaaAahhnce…
lol turks dancing is brilliant. i vaguely remember this song. Its so annoyingly catchy hehe
What the world needs now is…
MORE MIDGETS IN JESTER COSTUMES PLAYING LUTES!!!
Hehe, Epic win from outer space.
I believe this song deserves an OVER 9000! Rating.
This song is about the Cold War and the impending nuclear holocaust most of us from that time grew up expecting….
I went on Disney cruise for my 16th birthday, and we had a little thing on the main deck called the Pirates IN the Carribean party- everyone got decked out in pirate gear and danced along with Donald, Goofy, Chip, Dale and Mr. Smee… But the party gets rudely crashed by one Captain Hook, and he forces everyone to do the Safety Dance. I know I wasn’t the only one standing there trying to hold in a giggle fit over the massive nostalgia attack.
You know that dance isn’t as safe as they say it is
I had to add this clip from Family Guy
Totally awesome. Major win.