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Epic Win: The Safety Dance


Submitted by ninja fan

“We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well there no friends of mine.”
We can dance. We can do an epic dance! Safety Dance! Why is this song so awesome? And why did we choose it, knowing that we and probably all of you are going to be singing, “S-s-s-s-A-a-a-a-F-f-f-f-E-e-e-T-t-t-Y-y-y Safety. Dance!” It’s because the Safety Dance is such an Epic Win! It’s so catchy! And the lyrics basically tell you that no matter who you are, where you are, or whomever you’re with, it’s always okay to dance.

Turk likes to dance too:

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» 46 Blasts From The Past

  1. jmurockstar says:

    doot doot deet dee doot doot do deedoodeet

    • Scrubulator says:

      Eeeeeeeeeee! The Scrubs video fuxed my computer – saw the blue screen o’ death, and when it sorta recovered, it reported a ‘major system error the like of which is rarely seen’.
      I lack the nerdness to say it’s more than coincidence (eg a Java vulnerability that’s not specific to this clip) but YOU HAVE BIN WARNED.

    • Diandra says:

      I love that song! I always thought they should make a full length movie based on the video. Really.

  2. hee hee says:

    you can dance if you want to…

  3. Philip J Fry says:

    You know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

  4. TheFuggernaut says:

    “We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well there no friends of mine.”

    Where are these friends of yours? Oh wait you meant “they’re”

    Sieg Hiel

  5. bdwilcox says:

    You can’t get much more 80’s than this…

  6. I_Love_Epic_Wins says:

    I LOVE THIS SONG!

    And you put Tuck’s Safety Dance here too!!

    WIN!

  7. lolMiel says:

    This remains one of my favorite music videos of all time. It’s just so…happy. Of course it reminds me of the Renaissance Faire, so that’s probably why.

  8. TheCake says:

    Not their best song by any means. Their two first albums are really, really good. Top of the line 80’s syntpop.

  9. rawrlicious says:

    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody look at your hands.

  10. No leavers, no noobs! says:

    I remember the first time I saw this video was on Beavis and Butthead. I tell you, they sure didn’t know what to think of it.

  11. Someone Else says:

    You know, growing up I never knew what this song was called- even though it was one of my favorites. I thought they were saying “it’s safe to dance.” in the chorus, not “safety dance”.

    • Safe to dance says:

      That’s because they do say “it’s safe to dance”. They changed the name of it when everyone thought it said safety dance.

    • bjgger says:

      From what I understand, the band used to play at a venue where the fire laws required them to all be seated at the start of the concert (or something like that), and at a certain point after the show had started, it was announced that is was in fact, “It’s Safe to Dance”, and everybody would start… but the announcement was so difficult to hear, people thought they were announcing the “It’s the Safety Dance”

  12. Hello, computer says:

    So full of win!!!!!

    “and you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like and imbecile.”

  13. Kyo says:

    They’re no friends of me either! :<

    Pop music’s never been any better since the Cold War’s been over.

  14. KC says:

    What’s funny is the video on YouTube, Burger King doing the safety dance. I’d link it here, but it may not be appropriate (not sure what the rules are here.) Check it out, I love that one!

  15. sirTalion says:

    Hehe I still Dance to this on the Weekends in Dominion, a little goth club here in Dublin,

  16. you says:

    then THEY’RE no friends of mine

  17. D.R. says:

    I’ve seen plenty of safety training videos at work, over the years, and sadly, there was no dancing in them.

    My brother taped this song off the radio once, and when he stopped it, for some reason it stuck on the letter “S.” So you heard the end of the song as, “It’s the Sssssssssssssss.”

  18. brmbug says:

    Don’t forget Butters’ little dance to it in Asspen! :D
    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104202

  19. Sometimes... I wish I was deaf. says:

    So apparently every lame piece of crap from the ’80s jukebox is gonna appear here?

  20. Nik says:

    Silly me… I clicked through to the connected Youtube videos and now I’m downloading Africa by Toto…

  21. Koki Kariya says:

    All Scrubs clips should be moved to Fail blog.

  22. Failerella says:

    YES!!!!! I just heard this the other night in my car and I ROCKED OUT! Total win.

  23. lukipela says:

    lol. they played this song at me friend Brady’s funeral.

  24. Mizz Kitteh says:

    DaaaAahhnce…

  25. monnanon says:

    lol turks dancing is brilliant. i vaguely remember this song. Its so annoyingly catchy hehe

  26. Tom says:

    What the world needs now is…
    MORE MIDGETS IN JESTER COSTUMES PLAYING LUTES!!!

  27. Pieboadla says:

    Hehe, Epic win from outer space.

    I believe this song deserves an OVER 9000! Rating.

  28. jnnx says:

    This song is about the Cold War and the impending nuclear holocaust most of us from that time grew up expecting….

  29. Quillpaw says:

    I went on Disney cruise for my 16th birthday, and we had a little thing on the main deck called the Pirates IN the Carribean party- everyone got decked out in pirate gear and danced along with Donald, Goofy, Chip, Dale and Mr. Smee… But the party gets rudely crashed by one Captain Hook, and he forces everyone to do the Safety Dance. I know I wasn’t the only one standing there trying to hold in a giggle fit over the massive nostalgia attack.

  30. Sarhii says:

    You know that dance isn’t as safe as they say it is

  31. Cdy2007 says:

    I had to add this clip from Family Guy

  32. Jenna says:

    Totally awesome. Major win.


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