Epic Win: Slinky

Submitted by G Goodwin
Who walks the stair without a care
It shoots so high in the sky.
Bounce up and down just like a clown.
Everyone knows its Slinky.
The best present yet to give or get
The kids will all want to try.
The hit of the day when you’re ready to play
Everyone knows it’s Slinky.
It’s Slinky, It’s Slinky
for fun it’s the best of the toys
It’s Slinky, It’s Slinky
the favorite of girls and boys.
So, how many of you have this movie moment running through your head right now?

As soon as I saw this on here, I instantly started saying, “Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get a slinky. Slinky, slinky. Go slinky, go!”
me too!
Heh, same here. I had an unhealthy obsession with that movie when I was younger.
I had bush at the top of some stairs trying to get a slinky down them.
I watch Family Guy, Yesh.
I remember the song like this:
Who walks down stairs, alone or in pairs,
and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing,
everyone knows it’s SLINKY.
I could be hallucinating. It was a really long time ago.
That’s the song I remember as well. I guess the one posted as the original?
Yeah, that’s how I remember it. Must be a group hallucination.
Yay! Group hallucinations!!! I must be in on it too because that’s how I remember it.
I agree! I too know this song. Which was later turned into a theme for “LOG!” on some nickolodeon cartoon. Mass hallucinations indeed!
It’s log, it’s log,
it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood
it’s log, it’s log
it’s better than bad, it’s good
Ren and Stimpy rocked hard!
Log rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog
It’s great for a snack, and fits on your back
It’s log, log, LOG!
(I have my own Log…Adventure Log, with realistic facial moss!)
I loved my slinky for the first 5 minutes or so. By then, it was usually twisted or stretched so much that it didn’t “slink.” Even the plastic ones did that.
Yes. I had a plastic slinky, and I remember spending more time unraveling it from itself than I did playing with it. However, given what an obsessive, anal-retentive child I was, that worked out quite well for me.
I think I had a couple of rainbow-colored plastic Slinkies. They always got tangled or broken. And for some reason, whether it be me being stupid or something else, they never worked in my house.
Me too! But my sister could always get them to work….oh so annoying.
*joins the party*
Spiral Staircase… yay.
The rainbow ones were such a hit, many of my classmates used to bring them to school
you mean the ones from big boy?
I got mine as a present and it had another slinky inside
it broke though XD and now my brother has it, I think
I LOVE SLINKY!!! I named my cat Slinky!!! I remember both songs! EPIC WIN!
I preferred “Log” from Blam-o.
Log roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbors dog.
It fit’s on your back, it makes a great snack, Everybody loves a log.
It’s Log, it’s Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, it’s Log, it’s better than bad it’s good.
But you forgot to list your source: REN & STIMPY, MTV’s cartoon show!
Nope. It was on Nickelodeon first, one of the original Nicktoons.
I loved that show from episode one.
As soon as I saw the graphic of the slinky, I IMMEDIATELY thought of the Ace Ventura scene! Epic. Win.
My immediate thought as well! Slinky down the stairs of the monastery!
Even better is LOG! All kids love LOG!
And that’s something else for Epic Nostalgic Win: Ren & Stimpy.
“What rolls down stairs
and over the chairs
and into your neighbor’s dog?
It fits on your back,
It’s good for a snack,
Everyone knows it’s log.
It’s log, it’s log,
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s log, it’s log, it’s better than bad, it’s good.”
Epic win!
YESSSS!!! I was just thinking of this!!! WIN.
Haha, I just watched this the other night, and a freind said, “Why hasn’t this been on Nostalgic Win yet?”
I got allteary-eyed…I had no idea he was a fellow onceuponawin buddy.
My dad is from the same place as slinkies
from upstairs? XD
`You mean you never even had a slinky?`
`We had part of a slinky. But I straightened it`
Haha, Ghostbusters II for the win. ^_^
I love that scene.
Piss myself laughing every time I see it :]
I could never get that thing to work. Almost broke my head open crawling down the stairs and trying to push it along. @#$%.
One thing still riddles me:
What happens when you start a slinky at an upgoing moving staircase???
It just keeps on going…………
Don’t you hate it when the sliky gets tangled up and then it doesn’t do anything anymore? And sometimes you try to untangle it and it just gets worse…
The plasic ones snap sometimes…
But still, slinkies= epic win
I always wanted to get a metal slinky and put it down the up escalator!!
The metal ones were the best. The plastic ones never worked going down the stairs. I think it’s because the metal ones have the weight to keep them going.
Ok, because of that 1 clip, I HAVE to goto Mexico and make a slinky go down the stairs and record it all. *Adds to list: Epic Things To Do Before I Die”. Man I hope Carnival Cruise Lines will let me bring the metal slinky onto and off the ship. ^_^
I dont know the slinky song I know the parady of it from Ren and Stimpy for “Log” which is what I think of every time I see a slinky
fun, but really quite a dangerous toy if you think about it.