Epic Win: Original Super Soaker

Submitted by Clement
Here’s now NOT to use a Super Soaker. This video has all my favorite things: fire, fire, and FIRE!!! What’s that? Settle down? OK.
But first: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. However tempted I may be.
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Submitted by Clement
Here’s now NOT to use a Super Soaker. This video has all my favorite things: fire, fire, and FIRE!!! What’s that? Settle down? OK.
But first: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. However tempted I may be.
*goes to buy a super soaker and some fuel* weeeeeee!!!!
That actually COULD be used for war! Who knew a Super Soaker could be a lethal weapon?
Great, thanks for posting it because even though there is a warning (actually, especially so), my husband will probably someday do this now.
ps. that’s SO cool!
O_O I know what’s on my Christmas wishlist!
There will be no comments on this page by the end of next week, and CNN will be reporting a massive number of people being burned alive.
I wonder if my parents still have my old Super Soaker 100 at their house…
BUUURRRNNN!!!
I have a super soaker 2 thousand something. I remember when like 5 years ago I had to hold it above my shoulder to keep it steady. It took like 30 pumps for 5 seconds of 1/4 inch stream of water that gave some recoil.
*Note to self, cover nuts when someone has one fully pumped*
LOL
I shall build one and use it to smite my enemies.
I have something new to teach my nephew when he comes over!!!
Just kidding.
Maybe.
Shouldn’t it say: “Don’t FRY this at home!”?
I remember those things from way back!
We used to have some fun with these.. especially when you mix syrup in the water and it gets all sticky, that improves the fun!!
That is *BLEEP*ING COOL!
…i’m SO doing that these holidays!
My friend once came at me in close range with a Super Soaker, and as I put my hands up in defense I somehow got my finger tangled up in the pump and it took a LARGE chunk out of my finger. It was amazing. I was in shock, so it didn’t start gushing blood until like a full minute after.
Aw, rats! All I ever put in mine was water.
I was SUCH a nerd……
i’m almost sure my husband and his friends would try this. let being 30 and parents be damned!
BMW washer fluid? That stuff’s about $20 a gallon. Wasteful!
That is seriously the coolest thing I have ever seen. We didn’t have the super soaker back when I was a kid so I only ever got to experience one when a “friend” of mine came into my work and soaked me. I wish I would have seen this back then. I bet he never would have messed with me again.
My friend filled a super soaker with southern comfort once…. good night…. but i think that this might almost be cooler that that….
Hmm. No, I think the original super soaker was a garden hose. That’s what WE used.
Can you fill a garden hose full of water to burn people though???
okay, so yes, the supersoaker is an awesome idea…but have you seen what they are these days? kids have tanks of water strapped to their backs…now that is some fire power.
no pun intended
Now, imagine filling those backpacks with washer fluid. *pure joy*
I WANT TO DO THIS!
lol i used to make flame-throwing soakers all the time. It’s no big deal.
This is bad but, I’m gonna do that!
It still amazes me how teen-aged boys can walk and talk with no brains at all….
I know. It’s a miracle we even know how to use everyday stuff. Only some time last week did I learn how to program my CD player.
..and dress yourselves like clowns and blow things up for no reason.
EMBRACE THE JACKA$$ IN YOU ONCE I SHOT MY SFRIEND WITH A STAPLE GUN HE GOT ME WITH THE PAINTBALL GUN
That’s just effing SWEET. Wish I could do that…
I did something like that with hair spray cans when I was around 12. Looking back, I consider myself fortunate to still have a hand. In this case, the whole thing could go up, not explosively, just dousing your entire body and the ground around you in flaming fluid. Loads of fun. And these guys were doing it *in the garage*! What idiots.
Myself and some friends all had Super Soaker 100s and 50s. We had a hell of a lot of fun with those but sadly it seemed like every new iteration of Super Soakers got progressively worse.
OMG! I have to try that! *runs to store*
trust me u do not want to try that in doors use the nearest ally way yard or bus stop or subway
Oh yes… what can go wrong in the subway?
WHO NEED THE OLD ONES I PREFER THE LONG RANG ONES LIKE IN THE VIDIO FOR THE NEEDED EXTRA MILE OF SCARING YOUR ROOMMATE
I …. KINDA TESTED IT IN HIS ROOM WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING AND LIY THE SHEETS I GOT IT OUT THE FIRE AND THE ROOM BE FOR HE RECOVERED BY THE TIME I WAS IN MY ROOM HE FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPEND
I remember one day, my cousin hooked one up to a garden hose. Constant pressure
, no pumping! Supersoakers freakin’ ruled
.
i think a proper super soaker is a fire hose
Whoa! That’s the model I had.
This reminds me of a Super Soaker fight we had in our neighborhood when I was 9; one of the kids left in the middle and came back 20 minutes later with his gun filled with boiling water. Scalds suck.
i pity the fool who was on the receiving end of one of these!